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Here are a bunch of mine... or three at least...


The Zoom

The Zoom is the process of laying your hand down flat, and then quickly shoving it into the abdomen of your peers while saying “Zoom!” as they grimace from the jab to their gut. It’s essentially what Luigi does in SSMB with the Forward + A attack. And yes, it is painful but incredibly fun and addicting to do.

My brother and I have made a zoom treaty to end all zooming since it’s gotten so out of hand…


Fratfulit

“Fratfulit” (Pronounced Frat-ful-it) is a vocab word that means “pleased” and “content.” When referring to others, if you’re feeling fratfulit, you’re generally happy and fine. The word “Frat” is often used as a abbreviation.


Kurfenflagen (Pronounced Koof-en-flag-en)

In the game of Mille Bornes (A fun game that always seems to make us drunk with humor even without alcohol), a Coup Fourré is when you play a safety card just when someone hits you with a hazard card. We use the word “Kurfenflaguen” as a German-sounding word when someone hits us with a hazard to shock them into thinking we have the safety card and are saying “Coup Fourré” when really we don’t and we’re kidding around. It takes really whacked out humor and insanity to come out with something like this.

Lexum

The Fun Stick ( Sounds wrong but hay who cares) a Copper rod attached to a big battery in a safe pack thing on my back, you hold it by a handle and touch someone with it and they yell at you but cant get you back becuse if they get close enough they get Zaped again. Loads of fun Im Tring to do a similar thing only more of a luncher that shoots charged balls. Hay Ive thought of a better name- Thunder Rod.

Ball Smash: a Stick riged to pop up and kick someones Happies when they stepp on the trigger

Surprise: a Fun game ( to wach ) were you run through a small feild and try not to stepp on any of my traps ( the Ball Smash is in there too four of them to be exact) youd be surprised how many people are unwilling to play... wonder why.........?

I have Tons of other ideas that are not yet made real these are the ones that Ive made ( the Fun Stick isnt leathal just herts like a burn)
Wildabeast - In the morning at school someone will literally bite someone and call them the wildabeast, everyone will continue to try and bite that person until they bite someone else and they becoemthe wildabeast.

Yes, it was very stupid, and sometiems hurt...ALOT
My worst ever invention was France.

Then probably child proof lighters. Because they are also adult proof.
Milkade = Milk + Lemonade.

DON'T TRY IT. :| It's pretty nasty.
Salmon Salad: A food made of salmon, pizza, black olives, bacon bits, hard-boiled eggs, and Kraft mac & cheese made into a cassorole (can't spell it). Ham is sometimes substituted for salmon. Actually pretty good. Filling and nutritious. XD
Grape-flavored Milk... *shudders*... another fruit-flavored milk beverage to go with Banana-flavored milk. :blink:
The Aironator: An invention I made where it has a stand with a fan attatched inside the stand ( the stand is a wire basket, so there's lots of air) with a mousepad on the right. Actually handy and colorful :).
The fan is cheap and translucent... and blue.
The mouse pad is made of two plastic food containers, some of a clipboard, and a book cover.

I can't explain it very well. Have fun trying to understand it!
Olacka-blocka. A random game with coloured blocks in a tin. You'd select a block each turn and each colour would represent points, plus or minus. Most after 10 goes wins. It was fun in school when I was 9.
SweetMilk: A mixture of honey and milk, put in the freezer. *Cringes* NOT very good.
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