"Statistics are like bikinis. They're interesting for what they show, but it's what they don't show that's even more interesting."
-My History teacher. Keep in mind I'm 13. :P
"Look after my heart. I've left it with you."
~Edward Cullen, Eclipse
"You see, I was attacked by a dangerous Pokémon..."
"IT WAS A FREAKIN' POOCHYENA!"
~Prof. Birch and Brendon, Pokémon X
"If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it."
"On this show, your voice will be heard - in the form of my voice."
"I'm looking over your shoulder, but only because I've got your back."
"Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me."
"I actually do think that Wikipedia is an amazing thing. It is the first place I go when I’m looking for knowledge, or when I want to create some."
"The safest way to avoid throwing the baby out with the bathwater is to not change the bathwater."
"If life gives you lemons, save the receipt!"
"I'm a man of few words but I say them over and over and over. This Is the Colbert Report!"
"By the power vested in me, I now pronounce us, Host and Audience. You may kiss the screen!"
"The bad news, the DOW dropped 500 points today. The good news, I didn't know there were 500 left!"
"If your actions speak louder than words, you’re not yelling loud enough."
"The following was supposed to contain nudity. Thanks a lot network."
"I'm back from Thanksgiving break. Now you have something to be thankful for."
"If you’re looking for an inexpensive way to heat your home, may I suggest grease fire."
"Hey! I don’t pay my taxes. Why can’t I be Secretary of Treasury?"
"Here's a brain teaser for ya. Your brain's ugly."
-All of these lines are from Stephen Colbert's The Colbert Report, and all are said by Colbert.
And, for a fool like you, Lexum, in case you've not noticed by now, 'Box of Fail' and 'Rhincodon Typus' are BOTH ME.
~Box of Fail
Congratulations, you've been quoted. :D
Going up the stairs and going down the stairs,
And going up the stairs and going down the stairs,
and going up the sideways stairs.
-MC Escher, Family Guy
Hulu: An evil plot to destroy the world.
-Announcer person from a Hulu commercial.
...HEY!!! WAIT A SECOND!!!!
They're evil?! No way!! I'm more evil than them.
-Me while I was making this post
"To hell with gravity. If I want to fly, it can't stop me."
~ me
Gimme' back my filet 'o fish!
Gimme' it back!
From a McDonalds commercial
(26-03-2009 01:12 AM)The Mob Wrote: [ -> ]"To hell with gravity. If I want to fly, it can't stop me."
~ me
i like your gravity joke its very funny
During this campaign...I've visited...57 states and I
still have 1 more,but they didn't let me visit
Alaska and Hawaii.
Barack Obama
(So there's 60 states?)
"You look like you've been attacked by Mothra"
~I don't know the guy's name or the show he was in(it was on a commercial)
I don't know if anyone else posted this yet, but:
'The cake is a lie.'
How can we forget this? :P
(Actually, the cake is not a lie)