What are some of your favorite quotes?
Two of mine are:
If everybody told the truth, the truth would be easier to tell.
-and-
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.
"Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Satchel Paige
Dammit....they'd been doing such a good job of being stupid until now. - James T. Kirk
There are plenty of others, these just happen to be the ones I remember. Oh, yeah....
Sometimes life throws you a curveball. And just when you're expecting the curve, life throws you a fastball. Life is a lot like baseball. You never know what to expect. - Joe Stoshack
Asking me to pick from Obama or McCain is like asking me to pick from a rat infestation or mouse infestation. Id rather have mice, but neither are any pleasant at all. - Me
"I don't drink and drive, because then I might spill my drink!"
"Make sure the bed is unoccupied before entering it!" - Pokemon Diamond/Pearl, Galactic Hideout.
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!! RED SNAKE FC! YEAH!" - Figure this one out yourself.
EDIT: Dang the typos.
"Put your money where your mouth is." - Can you figure this one out? Should be pretty easy.
"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee." - Another easy one to figure out.
"You can talk the talk but can you walk the walk?" - Heh. Nice one, huh?
~NP
"I will go all kinds of Mexican on you." George Lopez- Beverly Hills Chiuahua
"I GOT THIS" You know this.
"I'm so happy cuz I'm a Gummy Bear! GUMMY BEAR!" - Hyper Gummy Bear from Robot Chicken that eats herself to be freed from traps :D
I just robbed my signature of it's quote :O
"You are not hurt are you, scaredy cat?" - Sasuke Uchiha to Naruto.
"Too much work....I feel like I'm going to die....but dying is too much work...." ~ Sloth, Fullmetal Alchemist
Awesome.