"The judges have forsaken me, but the geeks will inherit the earth." ~Steve Wozniak
"So, what sort of animals are we studying today?"
"I'm not sure. I've been busy the past few days and I got a little behind."
"It doesn't look so little to me."
Some guy's sig on Dragcave forums.
"Going to the moon in a CARDBOARD BO-OX..."
One of my friends at school.
"Now begins the Age of Fire!"
Tyr RuGaard, Dragon Outcast: Book Three of the Age of Fire
“The surest way to remain poor is to be honest”
"The word impossible is not in my dictionary."
~Napoleon Bonaparte
"The sun rises... and then it sets... We take that for granted, and that's only natural. But it's things like this that are the most precious."
~The partner from PMD2
"Religion is like the lottery, you can't win if you don't play"
~Bill Maher
Sorry if that offends anyone, but you have to admit that it's true. xD
"Look who it is, falling out of the sky ON MY HEAD!"
- Linebeck, The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
"I ask you to take my soul, which rests in the fiercely burning flame... And convey my words to my men, who, even in death, remain loyal to me. Tell them the war has ended..."
- Captain Keeta, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
"You never even say hi to me."
"Hi."
-Bella Swan & Edward Cullen, Twilight (movie adaptation)
GLaDOS is awesome, I agree :) So here are a few more of her/it:
"You've found me, congratulations. Was it worth it? The only thing you've managed to break is my heart."
"Remember that time you thought I tried to murder you? And you were like: No way. That was great."
"I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone."
"When I said 'deadly neurotoxin,' the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly it's not deadly at all, to me... You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny."
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
"In Laymens terms: Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out!"
"When the testing is over, you will be baked, and then there will be cake."
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Yeah, GLaDOS takes the trophy for most awesome gaming character for this generation of consoles. Can't wait for Portal 2! ^_^
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But still.... is the cake a lie or not? (Opportunity for a thread here :P)
"I think it's kind of ironic that the stuff I use to clean my furniture with when I spill my drink is called Scotchgard."
- Ron White
And all the people of the lulled and dumbfound town are sleeping now.
Hush, the babies are sleeping, the farmers, the fishers, the tradesmen and pensioners, cobbler, schoolteacher, postman and publican, the undertaker and the fancy woman, drunkard, dressmaker, preacher, policeman, the webfoot cocklewomen and the tidy wives.
Young girls lie bedded soft or glide in their dreams, with rings and trousseaux, bridesmaided by glow-worms down the aisles of the organplaying wood...
You can hear the dew falling, and the hushed town breathing.
Only your eyes are unclosed to see the black and folded town fast, and slow, asleep.
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Under Milk Wood (1954)
Dylan Thomas