''Give a man a fish, and he can stink up a whole town. Give him a fishing rod, yeah, see where I am going, he'll poke your eye out.''
''Wednesday we drain the blood of chickens. Thursday we annoint ourselves in said blood. Friday is poker night, of course.''
Hehe. Fable 2 :)
“If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning.”
"Life's secret lies in comprehension rather than only in knowledge."
~Book of the Golden Dragon
"When you told me someone needed help, you didn't mention that it was everyone who ever exists or would ever exist."
~ Booby Pendragon
Or something along those lines. Quite possible the funniest line in the whole Pendragon series.
"'RAWR!' means 'I love you!' in dinosaur."
- Random T-shirt
"Never trust dudes in tunics."
-Will from Land of the Lost
Dear Arceus. I just crashed Wikipedia ~ Kudamon
"You don't win the silver, you lose the gold." - Nike ad
"Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"
--Youngster Ben
A guy from my class just after some grades for a test were handed out:
"If you got more than me, you're a nerd. If you got less than me, you're an idiot. And if you got the same as me... then you copied."