"FAIL"
"EPIC FAIL"
"DOUBLE FAIL"
"EXTRA FAIL"
"PHAILURE"
Common lines of failure. Mostly used on Shoddy.
No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer
You gotta love stupid yellow people :).
"Epic famepalm slimey!"
-Me. I was repping Ziggy on that facepalm smiley he made. It took me 10 seconds to realize what I said. xD
I editted, but then, it said:
"Epic facepalm slimey!"
Errors ahoy! xD
This was from a three-way PM game between Me, MissingNo.7-4468, and Bug Maniac. We had to put in random song lyrics. The order was Missingo, then me, then Bug Maniac.
Fighting soldiers from the sky
It was clear she couldn't go on
To understand the power that's inside
A Rich man in ten...
All your bases are belong to us
This is a 1000 Ways to Die...
With a satisfied mind
Don't want your hand this time
It's violence and movies, and sex on TV...
Her love has no starins, shckles or chains
The renegade who had it made, retrieved for a bounty
But, where are those good ol' fashion values?
Everytime I roll the dice
It's the end of paradise
Light a fire and pee it out...
'Cause I can't ride the broncos anymore
And the things that will bite
And drop on the deck and flop like a fish...
For even the greatest, sometimes must fall
How I wonder where you are
Somewhere over the rainbow...
In the master's chambers
I am the voice in the wind and the pouring rain
Through the fire and the flames...
I've seen fire and I've seen rain
I'll save myself
And another one bites the dust...
He said "Sam you're a lookin'..."
Someone's in the kitchen with Dina
And the itsy-bitsy spider.
Can take you back in time
Riders of the storm
Keep on slippin', slippin', slippin', into the future...
As any eagle dared to fly
You may beat some but you can't beat me
Oh mamma mia, let me go!
to one more faceless brickyard on the shore
"No more silliness. Time to get serious. Heh Heh, llamas... NO! Serious..."
-Wry
"There's always been groups of people that never could see eye to eye, but I always thought that if they had a chance to sit down and talk face to face, they might realize they have a lot in common."
-Chris LeDoux - This Cowboy's Hat
"It dosen't matter who you are, or what you do, when you are compared to a magical hand that shoots bees, you will always lose."
-Anonymous-
"It's not where you're at, it's where you're going"
-Wise words of wisdom from a T-shirt I have :)
"One day three ducks were crossin' the road
Goin' to get some soda
But they weren't lookin' where they were go-o-in'
And a bus came along and hit them all!
Now they're handicapped, and... eh... eh...
N-no, that's pretty much it!
Handi-Quacks!
And they never got their soda."
-The theme song to Handi-Quacks, by Peter Griffin; Family Guy
A man walks into McDonald's and says this.
"Hello, I would Like a cheeseburger with no cheese."
And the man at the counter tells him.
"Mr., that would be a hamburger."
And the man ordering tells him.
"No, I don't want any ham on it, I just want a cheeseburger with no cheese!"
Me and this guy thought of this.
And this one is just a funny event.
I was in McDonald's one time and a man tripped, he stood up, and there was sweet and sour sauce in his hair, he said, "Oh, I am so suing!" and ran out of the door. I just thought that it was funny.