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(21-11-2008 01:46 AM)Neo Pikachu Wrote: [ -> ]"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

Got a better one for that(Actually, three):
When life gives you lemons, push them back and say: I don't want no freakin' lemons! Give me some chocolate!
When life gives you lemons, Make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, go find someone who has some Vodka and throw a party.
Naw, the classic is "When life gives you lemons, squeeze the lemons in life's eyes and take life's wallet."
Incorrect. I think you mean.

When life give you lemons, squeeze lemons in your eyes and then let life take your wallet. Then hunt life down and give him oranges.
(21-11-2008 03:37 AM)Iquaqua Wrote: [ -> ]Incorrect. I think you mean.

When life give you lemons, squeeze lemons in your eyes and then let life take your wallet. Then hunt life down and give him oranges.

Why does life have to be a he? Why can't it be both genders? Or genderless for that matter...

Wow, all those off of one quote. Sweet!

"I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet and I am going to be a Pokemon Master!" - Ash Ketchum.
"Let's take a spin in the No Fact Zone."
-Stephen Colbert, parodying Bill O'Reilly's quote, the "No Spin Zone"
(21-11-2008 01:46 AM)Neo Pikachu Wrote: [ -> ]"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make SUPER-LEMONS!"
-Cinnamon J. Scudworth
"I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free." - Niko Kazantzakis
"Stay where you belong, in my memories." - Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children
"Nothing is for sure in life, except death and taxes." ~Combination of various
(25-11-2008 10:38 PM)Majinonifox1 Wrote: [ -> ]"Stay where you belong, in my memories." - Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

"I love Heartless Mercenary X's avatar"- Majinonfox1...:P
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