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"if u were a sandwich i would eat u and u would be no more"
An entire Ustream log.

5:01 Kudamon: *Sits back down*
5:01 Kudamon: There
5:01 Snookiepook: LUDIC(You know)
5:01 Snookiepook: I FINALLY GET IT
5:01 Kudamon: Get what?
5:01 Snookiepook: After all these weeks!
5:01 Snookiepook: (You know....)
5:02 Snookiepook: OBO?
5:02 Kudamon: -_-
5:02 Flaming_Wolf: -_-
5:02 Snookiepook: No, really
5:02 Snookiepook: I finally got it
5:02 Snookiepook: I was looking at nates avatar
5:02 Kudamon: Hold on
5:02 Kudamon: CrazE PMd me
5:02 Missingno74468: XD
5:02 Snookiepook: OMG
5:03 Missingno74468: Ludicolo is the mascot of OLO!
5:03 Snookiepook: I GET WHY JASE IN DF IS CALLED JASE
5:03 Missingno74468: XD
5:03 Snookiepook: ITS BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS JASE
5:03 Snookiepook: Everything is becoming clear!
5:03 Snookiepook: I do, infact, have a fourth finger!
5:03 Snookiepook: *Brick hits finger, cutting it off*
5:03 Missingno74468: "I can see clearly now, the rain is gone"
5:03 Snookiepook: KUDAMON
5:03 Flaming_Wolf: My bad
5:03 Snookiepook: WHY THE MONKEY DID YOU DO THAT
5:04 Snookiepook: Oh, it was DAVID
5:04 Snookiepook: OHHOHOHOHO
5:04 Snookiepook: Well, get ready to face my THUNDER PITS
5:04 Snookiepook: *Shoots lightning out of armpits*
5:04 Snookiepook: *Explodeso n himself*
5:04 Snookiepook: Ow
5:04 Kudamon: XD
5:05 Missingno74468: XD
5:05 Kudamon: I got a question
5:05 Kudamon: Is there any noticeable difference in the way David and I talk?
5:05 Snookiepook: Yes
5:05 Missingno74468: Kinda yeah
5:05 Kudamon: How so?
5:06 Snookiepook: David is immature and stupid, and poops turds out of his mouth
5:06 LordXGigaX: Yo!
5:06 Kudamon: *Restrains David*
5:06 Kudamon: Hey Giga
5:06 Missingno74468: GIGA!
5:06 Snookiepook: Your boring, unsightfull, and very VERY depressing
5:06 LordXGigaX: ... David's here?!
5:06 Flaming_Wolf: *Snatches Keyboard from Jase*
5:06 Snookiepook: HI GIGA
5:06 LordXGigaX: David.
5:06 Flaming_Wolf: What?
5:06 Snookiepook: UH GIGA
5:06 Snookiepook: HIIHOHOHJIBIJIHJHIHIHUIHBIUHHI
5:06 Snookiepook: SAY HI
5:06 LordXGigaX: Just saying your name.
5:07 Snookiepook: I FEEL LIKE TOM BARKLEY
5:07 Flaming_Wolf: Oh, oka
5:07 Snookiepook: THATS RIGHT
5:07 Kudamon: *Snatches keyboard back*
5:07 Snookiepook: IGNORE THE FAT ASIAN KID
5:07 Snookiepook: WILL YOU?
5:07 Snookiepook: WILL YOU IGNORE THE FAK?
5:07 Snookiepook: Or simpley grab the sword and kill him
5:07 LordXGigaX: Well, I should have the next chapter between Friday and Monday. Expect me and David in this one.
5:07 Snookiepook: A/B
5:07 Flaming_Wolf: Giga, can I ask a question about your fic?
5:07 LordXGigaX: What?
5:08 Snookiepook: WHo?
5:08 Missingno74468: Cool
5:08 Snookiepook: WOAH
5:08 Flaming_Wolf: Why won't you give me a tail?
5:08 Snookiepook: YEAH
5:08 Snookiepook: I'm a freaking platypus!
5:08 LordXGigaX: Because it's the official fic of Organization G-X.
5:08 Snookiepook: He can haz tail?
5:08 Snookiepook: :D
5:08 LordXGigaX: no.
5:08 Flaming_Wolf: aww
5:08 Snookiepook: Sorry, I had to do that
5:08 Flaming_Wolf: At least I get the hair.
5:09 LordXGigaX: That's all I'll do for you.
5:09 Snookiepook: I haz tail
5:09 Snookiepook: :p
5:09 LordXGigaX: *before his transformation*
5:09 Snookiepook: ANywho, who wants to quote
5:09 LordXGigaX: You do it.
5:09 Snookiepook: I have to go soon, so....
5:09 Flaming_Wolf: I would but Jase has claimed the computer aga
5:09 Snookiepook: FINE MISTER, NOT DO STUFF FOR THE PERSON TAHT DOES STUFF
5:09 Snookiepook: STUFF
5:10 Kudamon: Got it.
5:10 Kudamon: I'll quote
5:10 LordXGigaX: I never knew your name was Jase.
5:10 Snookiepook: You do that Semour
5:10 Snookiepook: I KNOW RIGHT


Well, almost entire.
8:36 LordXGigaX: .... Why did Nate have to leave? D:
8:36 Missingno74468: I am SO sorry
8:36 Kudamon: Idk
8:36 Missingno74468: XD
8:36 Missingno74468: My internet bugged out, so I took the chance to take a shower
8:36 Kudamon: Hi
8:37 Missingno74468: Internet was back up as I got on my computer
8:37 Kudamon: Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear
8:37 Missingno74468: Yep
8:37 LordXGigaX: *shoots the devil with death ray*
8:37 LordXGigaX: Ah! It's still alive!
8:37 Missingno74468: Oh, Giga, have you heard about my new forum?
8:38 Kudamon: XD
8:38 LordXGigaX: Yeah. You PM'd me the link, genius.
8:38 Kudamon: XD
8:38 Kudamon: Pity I can't access
8:38 Missingno74468: Well, I can't remember who I've PM'd
8:39 Missingno74468: Because I messed up once by confusing TS13th and CrazE.
8:39 Kudamon: XD
8:39 Missingno74468: I always mix them up!
8:39 Missingno74468: Anyways...
8:40 Kudamon: AAARRRGGGHHH
8:41 Kudamon: I think the chat logged Giga out
8:41 Kudamon: Hello again
8:41 Missingno74468: On my forum, I actually made a place that is for Unapproved RPs, and as they are approved, they are moved to the SU/Discussion section, and when the RP Creator chooses, they make the RP thread
8:41 LordXGigaX: Damn internet! Dx
8:41 Missingno74468: I know how it feels
8:42 Kudamon: Hak was online today but didn't ref my battle.
8:42 LordXGigaX: --______--
8:42 Kudamon: XD
8:42 Missingno74468: ---------__________________---------
8:42 Kudamon: Look at my, Hak's, and Ziggy's user titles in that order.
8:43 Missingno74468: XD
8:44 Kudamon: Oh, MN, I got to Glitch City in a Blue emulator.
8:44 Missingno74468: Awesome
8:44 Missingno74468: How was it?
8:44 LordXGigaX: oO
8:44 Kudamon: It was wierder than I thought. O_o
8:45 Missingno74468: I know a fun way to crash R/B
8:45 Kudamon: Oh, and I also caught you in the same emulator. XD
8:45 Missingno74468: XD
8:45 LordXGigaX: xD
8:45 Kudamon: Glitches are creepy but fun.
8:45 Missingno74468: But all you need to do is walk off on one of the walls instead of the path at the start of the game
8:46 Kudamon: I know
8:46 Missingno74468: Ah
8:46 Missingno74468: I love crashing it like that XD
8:46 Kudamon: I also came across 'M via Mew Trick
8:46 Missingno74468: *Gets sudden urge to crash a game*
8:46 LordXGigaX: *crashes into wall*
8:47 LordXGigaX: It had to be done.
8:47 Kudamon: That'll do, Giga. XD
8:47 Kudamon: *Is playing Blue Emulator*
8:47 Kudamon: I want to get here in Yellow and watch all the Pikachus run around...
8:48 Kudamon: But...
8:48 Kudamon: Hey, should I go into the cave? XD
8:49 Kudamon: Guys?
8:49 Kudamon: Damn, 2 min
8:49 LordXGigaX: Go into the cave.
8:49 Kudamon: *Goes into cave*
8:49 Kudamon: *Game freezes*
8:49 Kudamon: Uhhh.....
8:49 LordXGigaX: *backs up*
8:49 Kudamon: *Closes emulator*
8:50 Missingno74468: XD
8:50 Kudamon: I actually knew that would happen
8:50 Kudamon: Or suspected it.
8:50 Kudamon: I wanted to see for myself.
8:50 Missingno74468: Ah
8:50 Kudamon: Someone quote this, I gotta go.
8:50 Kudamon: See you tomorrow.
8:50 LordXGigaX: Nate'll do it.
8:50 LordXGigaX: Bye!
8:50 Kudamon: Bye. XD
8:51 Missingno74468: ...Okay.

EDIT: Also...

Cipher Wrote:The who when comes into the yellow what now?
5:35 LordXGigaX: *tumbleweed rolls by*
5:35 Kudamon: Heh
5:36 LordXGigaX: ...... Oh boy... *awkward silence*
5:36 Kudamon: *Brick falls from sky*
5:37 LordXGigaX: *brick misses*
5:37 Kudamon: *Brick hits sea monster*
5:37 Kudamon: Uhhh... The sky did it?
5:38 LordXGigaX: *sky shoots lightning at sea monster*
5:38 LordXGigaX: Huh. You weren't kinding.
5:38 Kudamon: *Sea monster shoots water at sky*
5:39 LordXGigaX: *sky drops Mars on sea monster* Oh boy! Candy!
5:40 Kudamon: *Sea monster bites cloud*
5:40 LordXGigaX: *sky turns into a giant robot* oo
5:40 Kudamon: *Sea monster rams sky-robot*
5:40 Kudamon: THE SKY IS FALLING
5:41 LordXGigaX: *activates self-destruct sequence*
5:41 Kudamon: O_o

Yep. Ustream never gets any less fun.
My favorites are:
If you give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night. If you light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -unknown

If life gives you skittles, throw them in life's face while screaming "Taste the &#$@ing rainbow!" -unknown

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. -unknown

Do not meddle in the affairs of the dragons. [Image: dragon.gif] For you are crunchy and good with ketchup. -bumper sticker

And one that I can't remember the details of, but the clown you battle in the pokemon center says it when he asks if you want to battle. It's something like "Do you want to have some fun? I'm having fun! Lets have some fun! Okay?" but if anyone can correct me i would appreciate it.
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll die five years later of mercury poisoning."
-T-shirt

I think someone posted that already, but whatever.
(16-01-2010 06:26 PM)Kudamon Wrote: [ -> ]"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll die five years later of mercury poisoning."
-T-shirt

I think someone posted that already, but whatever.

The one I saw was "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
"No shoes, No shirt, No service.... But it's fine if you have no pants" ~ Facebook Group
"After reviewing your performance in 2009 I have decided to renew your friendship contract by one year. Try not to f**k up 2010." - A joke someone sent my dad,
1:03 Kudamon: Hello
1:15 Missingno74468: vsdfgvsd
1:15 Missingno74468: Oh
1:15 Missingno74468: Oops
1:15 Missingno74468: XD
1:15 Missingno74468: Wow, I was logged in as I got here
1:15 Kudamon: XD
1:15 Missingno74468: That's a first
1:16 Missingno74468: Oh, hi BTW
1:16 Kudamon: There was a guest here for a while. Was that you?
1:16 Missingno74468: Yes
1:16 Kudamon: Okay
1:17 Missingno74468: Oh, I wrote yet another One-shot
1:17 Kudamon: Reading it
1:17 Missingno74468: Oh
1:18 Kudamon: Really good.
1:18 Missingno74468: Thanks
1:18 Kudamon: AAGH NOBODY COMMENTED ON FEYWINGS
1:19 Missingno74468: Bruno has nothing to do with the story at large, but I had to do something...
1:19 Missingno74468: XSD
1:19 Missingno74468: GAH!
1:19 Kudamon: XD
1:19 Missingno74468: IT HAS A MOUSTACHE!
1:19 Kudamon: XD
1:19 Missingno74468: XSD>
1:20 Missingno74468: NOW IT HAS A GOATEE!
1:20 Kudamon: XD
1:20 Kudamon: Why are you typing with capitals?
1:20 Missingno74468: Having fun
1:21 Missingno74468: *Calms down*
1:21 Kudamon: I expected you to have THAT in capitals. XD
1:21 Kudamon: What the hell?
1:21 Kudamon: ?
1:21 Missingno74468: WTH?
1:21 Kudamon: How did that get there? O_o
1:21 Missingno74468: I have no idea
1:21 Missingno74468: XD


Just a bit of randomness.
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