"When angry count to four. When very angry, swear."
Made me laugh that one.
"Parents contradict themselves. When you're young, poop and pee are great to know about. Parents want you to speak up and stand up. When you get older, poop and pee are no longer acceptable. Parents tell you to shut up and sit down."
-Captain Underpants
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalks!
Classic.
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice... um... you can't fool a fool man!
My English teacher trying to quote George Bush
If I had a quarter for every time I said "If I had a nickel," I'd have five times as much theoretical money.
Stephen Colbert
There's no where to run, I have no place to go; surrender my heart, body and soul.
Backstreet Boys, Show me the meaning of being lonely
Kuthian: Rabastan, GET BACK HERE!
Rabastan: Kimmy! KIMMY!
Kuthian: Get back here, you copper lizard!
Rabastan: Kimmy, save me!
Kimmy: *Tackles Kuthian*
Kuthian: Ouch! *Releases Rabastan*
Thuban: ...Pathetic excuses for dragons, those two.
David: Yep.
Comical play David and I are working on. My friends contributed. Everyone in there besides Kimmy and David are dragons. Kuthian and Rabastan are hatchlings. Rabastan is Kimmy's familiar. (Feedback would be welcome; PM me.)
Stephen Colbert. xD What a genius. He's even got a fanbase on Acanthite, now
"Until next time, I'll see you in health!"
-Stephen Colbert
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
"So I heard you like Mudkips..."
4chan is GOD!
"Contrary to the rumours that you've heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father, Jor-el, to save the planet Earth."
-Barack Obama
''I stick my head out of the window when it's closed''
Soul Doubt, by NOFX.
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over."
~Can't remember where.
"Mess with the best, die like the rest."
~"Zero Cool", AKA "Crash Override" from the movie "Hackers".
While combing through my history book, American Destiny, I found some memorable quotes from past presidents.
"Speak softly and carry a big stick!" - Theodore Roosevelt
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!" - Franklin D. Roosevelt
"The buck stops here!" - Harry S. Truman
"Mistakes were made (by somebody or other - not me - and just in execution of policy or something)." - Ronald Reagan (quote in parentheses made in a 1986 cartoon by the Washington Post)