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"I like Coldplay deal with it!" - David Tennant, Never Mind the Buzzcocks
"Barrowman!" *shakes fist* - David Tennant, Never Mind the Buzzcocks

"Winning isn’t everything; it’s the only thing." -Henry Sanders

So true!

7:41 crazEcaptain101: Hurry! Bust out the Chuck Norris jokes!
7:41 Ziebart: bing EMe
7:41 Ziebart: Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter xD
7:42 crazEcaptain101: Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms because theres no protection from chuck norris
7:42 Ziebart: Chuck norris can do a wheely on a unicycle
7:42 Ziebart: Chuch Norris doesn't use sunblock, the sun wears Chuck Norris block
7:42 crazEcaptain101: LOL
7:42 Ziebart: Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... too bad he never crys
7:43 crazEcaptain101: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
7:43 Ziebart: The Black Eyed Peas were known as The Peas before Chuck Norris met them
7:43 crazEcaptain101: lol
7:43 crazEcaptain101: never heard that one before
7:43 crazEcaptain101: We sould quote these jokes XD
7:43 Ziebart: Chuck Norris visited the virgin islands, after two minutes they had to name them the islands
7:43 Ziebart: xD
7:44 crazEcaptain101: HAHAHAHH!!!!XD
7:44 crazEcaptain101: *high fives Zeibart*
7:44 Ziebart: *high fives back*
7:44 crazEcaptain101: *explodes*
7:45 crazEcaptain101: Ok I'm quoting that
7:45 Ziebart: xD sweet
7:45 Ziebart: you heard that one before?
7:45 crazEcaptain101: yeah, but it's funnier every time
7:46 Ziebart: xD
7:46 crazEcaptain101: Actually you quote it. Can't log onto Acanthite T-T
7:46 Ziebart: I can't quote it, I am too lazy
7:46 crazEcaptain101: Well, we've reached an impasse....

Just recently. And yes, I stole this time. Hello acanthite! (for the moment....)

To the above:

"Chuck Norris never uses a stunt double... except in crying scenes."

EPIC!

"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you've walked a mile in his shoes."

Does anyone see anything wrong with that quote?? ^ ^;;

6:03 starrmonica: its chuck day?!?!?!?!?
6:03 starrmonica: *looks at calender*
6:03 LordXGigaX: Apparently.
6:03 starrmonica: ugh
6:03 Missingno74468: xD
6:03 starrmonica: spelled it wrong
6:03 starrmonica: DX
6:03 starrmonica: i carn't spel
6:03 starrmonica: DX
6:03 LordXGigaX: Spelt what wrong?
6:03 Missingno74468: Calander
6:03 Missingno74468: Wait
6:04 Missingno74468: Calendar
6:04 starrmonica: i spelled it...
6:04 Missingno74468: There
6:04 starrmonica: calender
6:04 Missingno74468: I spelled it write xD
6:04 Missingno74468: *right
6:04 LordXGigaX: xD
6:04 starrmonica: XD
6:04 Missingno74468: WOW
6:04 starrmonica: too much typo's
6:04 starrmonica: XD
6:04 Missingno74468: I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
6:04 starrmonica: OMG
6:05 LordXGigaX: Chuck Norris is so epic, even the mention of his name causes others to make typos.
6:05 starrmonica: XD
6:05 starrmonica: its so true
6:05 starrmonica: i was going to say tue
6:05 starrmonica: XD
6:05 LordXGigaX: Let's quot the above!
6:06 starrmonica: im glad i caught that in time
6:06 Missingno74468: xD
6:06 Missingno74468: "Quot"?
6:06 starrmonica: wow
6:06 LordXGigaX: That typo was intentional.
6:06 starrmonica: i know
6:06 Missingno74468: Oh
6:06 starrmonica: XD
6:06 Missingno74468: xD

Happy Chuck Day everybody!

5:27 crazEcaptain101: my group was telling each other yo mama jokes, and I said "yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone" when suddenly my friend goes "I've done taht before! Wait..."

Sorry, just HAD to. XD

8:56 Kudamon: *Dragon goes into colloseum for some reason*
8:56 crazEcaptain101: lol to starr
8:56 Kudamon: O_o
8:57 Kudamon: I think the dragon wants an initiation
8:57 starrmonica: now, im happy with ice cream
8:57 LordXGigaX: Okay...
8:57 starrmonica: XD
8:57 crazEcaptain101: Umm... I have to... get out of.... yeah....
8:57 Kudamon: 5 min
8:57 Kudamon: Bye, Pickle...
8:57 LordXGigaX: Tell the dragon to... oh wait. Never mind.
8:57 LordXGigaX: Bye craz-E.
8:57 crazEcaptain101: bye guys =(
8:57 LordXGigaX: *presses mutant lobster button*
8:58 Kudamon: *Dragon roars at lobster and breathes fire at it*
8:58 starrmonica: bye Pickle (late)
8:58 LordXGigaX: *mutant lobster fires a burst of water at dragon*
8:59 starrmonica: *nibbles on ice cream cone*
8:59 Kudamon: *Dragon flies out of the way and tackles lobster*
8:59 LordXGigaX: *lobster hits dragon with claw*
8:59 Kudamon: Dragon roars in pain but bites down*
8:59 Kudamon: **
9:00 Kudamon: 2 min
9:00 LordXGigaX: *lobster's arm is ripped off*
9:00 Kudamon: *Dragon breathes fire*
9:00 starrmonica: aww...
9:00 LordXGigaX: *lobster is burned to a crisp*
9:00 Kudamon: ... Does the dragon win? O_o
9:00 LordXGigaX: Yes
9:00 Kudamon: The dragon... is... part of the cult now... O_o
9:01 LordXGigaX: Yeah.... oO
9:01 starrmonica: OMG
9:01 Kudamon: Nate will love this. XD

The latest initiation into the Cult of Ustream.

Mod Edit (Kudamon): Let it be known that the dragon was, in fact, eventually named Deathstorm.

7:56 LordXGigaX: .... Now I need to figure out why I'm rushing back to Ecruteak. oO
7:57 Kudamon: XD
7:57 Missingno74468: xD
7:57 Missingno74468: I've done stuff like that before
7:58 Missingno74468: Start haeding to a town
7:58 Missingno74468: Then forgetting why I'm going there
7:58 LordXGigaX: Oh well. Now I gotta train my Heracross, Magmar, and Exeggcute.
7:58 Kudamon: Same. XD
7:58 LordXGigaX: .... Wait... you have the same Pokemon I do?! oO
7:59 Kudamon: I was talking to Nate. -_-
7:59 LordXGigaX: Oh.
7:59 Kudamon: XD Fail
7:59 LordXGigaX: Fail! xD
7:59 Kudamon: Quote that

8:21 LordXGigaX: Oh no!! I accidently walked into the PokeMart and bought a PokeBall!!! Dx<
8:23 Missingno74468: ...
8:23 Missingno74468: Okay...
8:23 Missingno74468: And what were you trying to do?
8:23 LordXGigaX: I was trying to go to the Pokemon Center.
8:24 Missingno74468: Okay...
8:24 Missingno74468: And how did you let it go on long enough to buy a Pokeball?
8:24 LordXGigaX: Like 20 seconds.
8:24 Missingno74468: I mean how did you let it
8:24 LordXGigaX: I have no idea!
8:25 Missingno74468: xD
8:25 Missingno74468: Because like...
8:25 Missingno74468: Isn't the vendor to the side?
8:25 LordXGigaX: Yeah, so....
8:25 Missingno74468: As compared to the Pokemon Center?
8:25 Missingno74468: xD
8:25 Missingno74468: FAIL
8:25 LordXGigaX: Game building entrance fail! xD
8:25 LordXGigaX: This has to be quoted!
8:26 Missingno74468: "Hey, can you heal my Pokemon?"
8:26 Missingno74468: "No, bu do you want to buy a Pokeball?"
8:26 Missingno74468: *but
8:26 Missingno74468: "Sure!"
8:26 LordXGigaX: x
8:26 LordXGigaX: xD*
8:26 LordXGigaX: WTF did I just do? oO

HGSS-related fail! And a weird smiley fail.