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Ronald Reagan's eloquence was Obama-esque.

His greatest line, uttered when criticized about his age, was: "I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."

Others, these are some of my favorites, my favorites among favorites are in bold

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children what it was once like in the United States when men were free."

"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other."

"Let it show on the record that when the American people cried out for economic help, Jimmy Carter took refuge behind a dictionary. Well, if it's a definition he wants, I'll give him one. A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."
(In response to Jimmy Carter claiming Reagan misuses the word 'depression')

"I am paying for this microphone!"
(In response to the moderator at one of his debates ordering his microphone to be turned off)

"With regard to the freedom of the individual for choice with regard to abortion, there's one individual who's not being considered at all. That's the one who is being aborted. And I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born."

"Some people work an entire lifetime and wonder if they ever made a difference to the world. But the Marines don't have that problem."

"There is no limit to what a man can do or where he can go if he doesn't mind who gets the credit."

"Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."

"Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem."

"Well, if no one among us is capable of governing himself, then who among us has the capacity to govern someone else?"

"The crisis we are facing today does not require of us the kind of sacrifice that Martin Treptow and so many thousands of others were called upon to make. It does require, however, our best effort and our willingness to believe in ourselves and to believe in our capacity to perform great deeds, to believe that together with God's help we can and will resolve the problems which now confront us. And after all, why shouldn't we believe that? We are Americans."

"You and I, as individuals, can, by borrowing, live beyond our means, but for only a limited period of time. Why, then, should we think that collectively, as a nation, we're not bound by that same limitation? We must act today in order to preserve tomorrow."

"We cannot diminish the value of one category of human life — the unborn — without diminishing the value of all human life."

"If you don't know whether a body is alive or dead, you would never bury it. I think this consideration itself should be enough for all of us to insist on protecting the unborn."

"The abortionist who reassembles the arms and legs of a tiny baby to make sure all its parts have been torn from its mother's body can hardly doubt whether it is a human being."

"The future doesn't belong to the fainthearted, it belongs to the brave."

"Too much SALT isn’t good for you." (Response to the Strategic Arms Limitation Talks)

"The other day, someone told me the difference between a democracy and a people's democracy. It's the same difference between a jacket and a straitjacket."

"General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

"How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."

"The ten most dangerous words in the English language are 'Hi, I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.'"

"Whatever else history may say about me when I’m gone, I hope it will record that I appealed to your best hopes, not your worst fears; to your confidence rather than your doubts. My dream is that you will travel the road ahead with liberty’s lamp guiding your steps and opportunity’s arm steadying your way."

"Every now and then when I was in government, I would remind my associates that 'When we start thinking of government as 'us' instead of 'them,' we've been here too long.'"
Something I heard on TV yesterday:

"Thank goodness we've got all this thousands of pounds worth of equipment to tell us exactly how much nothingness we've got."

And one that's been advertised a fair bit recently:

"I started out with nothin', still got most of it left."
"Ask not what your crust can do for you, ask if it has cheese on it." - Secretary of Taste

Pizza company using political and economic themes in their commercials. What is the world coming to?

EDIT: Thanks for the correction, Kudamon :).
Actually, that quote was "Ask not what your crust can do for you, ask if it has cheese on it."

Anyway, here's a quote that only users of Dragcave would understand.
"It's bright. And pink.
NO IT'S NOT!
It's dark gray with a red question mark on it."
Epic quote is epic.
>_> The quote of Kudamon :P

''As a final touch, God created the Dutch.'' - Unknown

Love this quote, because it's actually true (I got the feeling I'm going to get flamed :P)
Bitefight quote now.

"You decide not to bite yourself and remain honorable!"

By the way, Hak, that happens when you click your own link.

"Être ou n'être pas, c'est le question."
~Figure out what I just said yourself. Hint, my French teacher said it.

"ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US."
~There's a Youtube video that's hilarious, called "all your pokemon are belong to us". That's where I got the quote, but it's a song.

"I told you not to press the B button!"
~Another video. It was during two evolutions and one hatching: they got a cross between Gyarados and Magikarp, Staryu and Starmie, and two Weedles joined at the tail.
Slippy: What? Everything's fine; I'm here!
Falco: That's what worries me the most!

One of the many quotes the team says in SSBM. You can put "That's what worries me the most" on the end of almost anything they say and you will die laughing. At least, me and my friends do.:P
{{ First of all I would like to say that I am surprised that this is alive. This must be one of those good threads. Now for me to post some quotes. }}

"You look at the news and you'd think steroids is the drug problem in America. I been all across this great country and drugs and I have never... I have never ran into a steroids salesman." - Katt Williams, What's Pimpin' Pimpin'.

"How the f*** they f*** up steroids? Steroids is supposed to be the perfect got d*** drug. Not they got Rodger Clemons all on t.v. saying he ain't on steroids. He can say he ain't on steroids but what he can't do is not look big ass f*** on t.v. while he sayin' it. That motha f***** is huge." - Katt Williams.

"Who are you, Barbara Walters all of a sudden Lillian? Since when did you become just all business Lillian? How about a simple 'Hey Rock' or 'How are you doin' Rock?' or 'Did you enjoy lunch today Rock? Did you enjoy your pancakes Rock?' How about something like that?" - The Rock (Dwayne Johnson).

"Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, Lillian... Lillian... You need to let your feelings go. The Rock knows you have feelings for him. The Rock knows that you think about The Rock. The Rock knows that you get that funny feeling in the bottom of your stomach Lillian... The Rock knows that each and every time you go right out there in the middle of the People's ring and you ring announce you think about The Rock looking at you." - The Rock.

"Admit it Lillian, that you go to sleep every single night dreaming of marrying The Rock... dreaming of one day to become Mrs. Lillian Rockcia. Admit it Lillian... you get wet. With perspiration standing this close to The Rock." - The Rock.

"Now Lillian... The Rock knows how you feel about pie... but how do you feel about strudel? Lillian... Would you like to try some of The Rock's... strudel?" - The Rock.

"More than anything in the world Rock..." - Lillian Garcia.

"What in the blue hell is wrong with you? The Rock was just informed that he had a match at Unforgiven. Handicap match between The Rock... Booker T and Shane McMahon and all you can think about or talk about is dessert? A little professionalism Lillian Garcia please!" - The Rock.
"Life's a garden, dig it." - Joe Dirt

Probably my favorite movie. xD
^"Life is a sneeze, don't blow it."
I have no clue where I heard that one.
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