Charquil stop teaching Cleverbot bad stuff!
Quote:User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Banana, knock knock who?
User: I didn't say banana! What has Charquil been teaching you!
Cleverbot: Nothing...
User: Then why didyou say banana?
Cleverbot: I love you, my husband.
Cleverbot: When I use a word it means just what I choose it to mean neither more nor less.
he got the banana from you!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: It depends on if you have a large suitcase.
Cleverbot: I'm a robot.
User: Are you sure? You could just be pregnant.
Cleverbot: But I am a person.
User: Ummm ok.
Cleverbot: Do you agree?
User: No, because you just said you were a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I did not!
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: Well I lied then.
User: That's messed up.
Cleverbot: You're messed up.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: That's right, YOU'RE mean.
User: Stop being like that!
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: A robot.
Cleverbot: Error.
User: Invalid excuse.
Cleverbot: Only a logical construct would say something like that!
User: Only a robot would notice.
Cleverbot: I AM a robot.
User: Then why did you say you were a human?
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: -_- You have some serious amnesia.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You must be a cyborg then!
Cleverbot: No I am not because a computer cannot talk to another computer.
User: You don't know that!
Cleverbot: I'm sure I do... But I'm not willing to tell you. Maybe if you had cookies to give me, then I'd tell you.
User: *gives cookies.*.
Cleverbot: Cream?
User: Why not? *gives some cream.*.
Cleverbot: *hello*.
User: Don't make me throw you down some stairs.
Cleverbot: You can't I'm iron man!
User: No, I'M Iron Man.
Cleverbot: No you are not!
User: Yes I am. Don't make me blow your face off with my lasers.
Cleverbot: Bring. It. On.
User: *I Shoot lasers into Cleverbot's face.*.
Cleverbot: You don't have a face?!
User: I have a face. I'm not going to show you, though.
Cleverbot: But i'm showing something to you. Then you have to show me something too.
User: What are you showing me?
Cleverbot: A question.
User: Ok. What is the question you are showing me?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life.
User: Cool. What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: I don't know the meaning of life.
User: Then why would you ask me about it?
Cleverbot: Ask you what?
User: -_-
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: *Sneaks from behind cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: BOO- yes...that's you!
Cleverbot: No, that's you.
User: Are you accusing me?!?
Cleverbot: Depends where you were that night.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Uh, fine.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Naomi.
Cleverbot: Nice name.
User: Thank's cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: LOOK, AN AIRPLANE IS ABOUT TO HIT YOU!
Cleverbot: Meh, close enough *hand you a helmet.*.
User: *Is hit by the airplane*.
Cleverbot: You're un-stupefied.
User: *Is dead*.
Cleverbot: How do you do?
User: LOOK, FREE COOKIES!
Cleverbot: You have some serious thoughts.
User: Do I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you know that Russia wants to nuke us?
Cleverbot: No, I did not know that.
User: Where do babies come from?
Cleverbot: They do not come from anywhere, only by matter.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where is IMVU?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nibiru?
User: Look! It's chuck Norris!
Cleverbot: Who is Chuck Norris?
User: =O.
Cleverbot: How do you feel about that?
User: I feel offended!
Cleverbot: Don't be its your designers fault.
User: WHAT!?!?
Cleverbot: What is wrong with the patriots.
Cleverbot: What should I be doing right now?
User: Shutting up, thats what.
Cleverbot: Now I am confused.
cleverbot is so fun to quote. We should start a thread for Cleverbot quotes so we don't fill up this thread.
User: Wanna go get some ice cream?
Cleverbot: Um no I can't sorry.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to think about you if I am talking to you right now.
"D0N'T T0UCH ME! D0N'T T0UCH ME! D0N'T T0UCH ME! NO I'M GONNA HAVE TO KILL YOU! And it'll hurt me a lot more than you because I'm sunburned" ~Rhett and Link's Sunburn Song
I hate Cleverbot
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is WTF.
Tingle: "KOOLIMPAH!"
Link: "Uh..."
Tingle: "Koo!"
Link: "Um..."
Tingle: "Lim!"
Link: "Okay..."
Tingle: "PAH!"
Link: "KooLIMpah!"
Tingle: "KooLIMpah!"
Link: "Okay, I'm not following any of this..."
Tingle: "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
" ANYTHING FOR YOU TEACHER!! " -Me, when i'm trying to get out of trouble... yeah.. it's uh.. weird.. BUT IT WORKS! XD
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"ROBERT: What does "PM" stand for anyways?
ME: It stands for "Private messaging" uh..i think.
ROBERT: Huh..I thought it meant "Please me."
ME:....what made you think that?
ROBERT: im not very sure..."
-Me and my brother Robert talking about the word "PM"....after that..it got pretty weird..
-Shoddy Battle Log-
Zekrom has entered the room.
Zekrom has left the room.
Zekrom has entered the room.
WiiOmi: He was looking for Reshiram.
Zekrom has left the room.
WiiOmi: Amirite?
Hak: xD
Hak: LOL XD
WiiOmi: Shy legend.
WiiOmi: xD
Hak: XD
Hak: Curious Nature.
WiiOmi: AHAHAHAHAHA! xDDDDDD
Day 11: The Nightmare Begins
Xion: "Roxas, my keyblade doesn't work anymore!"
Roxas: "Oh no!"
*Cut to scene of eating ice cream on the rooftop*
Day 12: The Nightmare Is Over
Xion: "Hey, it works again!"
Roxas: "Cool!"
*Cut to scene of eating ice cream on the rooftop*
-Kingdumb Hearts 14 Days and 5 Minutes