Hate to break the chain, but my job is to annoy the hell out of my brother, so-
"If there's a Hell, I'd love to go to it. Then I can mock the Devil to his face."
~Kudamon X
What the hell, David..? Meh, I'll fry you later, but don't think you're off the hook. I effectively read Breaking Dawn in less than a day, and found some great quotes.
...that someone was going to have to provide an index if anyone expected him to keep all the new bloodsuckers' names right. (Page 611)
At the bottom of the page, it says: *See page 756
What's there? An index.
"The redcoats are coming, the redcoats are coming."
~Garret, Breaking Dawn
And now for some awesome chapter names from the book.
~Waiting for the damn fight to start already
~Sure as Hell didn't see that one coming
~Why didn't I walk away? Oh, right, because I'm an idiot.
~The two things at the very top of my things-I-never-want-to-do list
~Some people just don't grasp the concept of "unwelcome"
~Good thing I have a strong stomach
~You know things are bad when you feel guilty for being rude to vampires
~Tick tock tick tock tick tock
~Too-much-information alert
~What do I look like? The wizard of Oz? You need a brain? You need a heart? Go ahead. Take mine. Take everything I have.
~There are no words for this.
^ I also read Breaking Dawn in a day.
"Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky."
-Prologue, Book Two, Breaking Dawn
"I am Windextor! I will clean your soul!" Dane Cook, Vicious Circle
"Why are you wearing a suit?"
"Because of the funeral."
"Whose funeral?"
"A friend. He died. We buried him."
"SILENCE! I kill you!"
~Achmed the Dead Terrorist
"How far can you throw me?"
~Melvin the Superhero after being asked how far he could fly
Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"
Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."
Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."
Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."
Breaking Dawn-
EDIT: 60th post already :)
ok since it seems box of fail and kudamon x might start fighting over who read breaking dawn faster i read the whole series plus the first chapter of midnight sun in a day and 1 hour no one i know can beat that
also
"if everyone else jumped off a bridge would you?"
yeah if i didnt take fall damage."
by a friend to a teacher
"you work i criticize, you tell me to do it better i laugh at you for being stupid"
a fat man
^You skipped. That's literally impossible without skipping lines, unless you're literally insane. Especially because you'd have to log online to read the first chappy of Midnight Sun.
"Think outside the box."
-Refrigerator magnet, with a picture of a cat pooping next to, but not in, his litterbox.
L0l... I was real sick a while ago and so i had nothing better to do- i read starting with Twilight then through to end of Midnight sun thats posted on SMs website. then started reading a chap into twilight again by about 3 in morning next day ( i was going for record :) )
See if anyone can guess this one: "Farm boy..... fetch me that pitcher?"
-------------------------------------------------------------"As you wish"