Something that makes me laugh a lot:
"Besides, look on the bright side. At least it's better to be pissed off than pissed on." -Wierdmin
(09-09-2010 03:17 PM)GreatLegend01 Wrote: [ -> ]Something that makes me laugh a lot:
"Besides, look on the bright side. At least it's better to be pissed off than pissed on." -Wierdmin
I think that was from one of my D&D rants. xD
Quote:<Ghost makes illusion of castle>
Jude: You realise I can see right through that, right?
Ghost: You can sleep outside, then!
Ghost, after making an ilssionary castle for the group to stay in in D&D.
"Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches!" - Regular Show
BEST SHOW EVER
"Oh... oh god... I'm so... so alone... oh god... I'm so--"
"Oh shut up. You're not alone. You're just having some idiotic dream."
"I'm dreaming? Can we make out, then?" - Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers, Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life.
Scott's always thinking about the bigger picture :P
"This is Clown Control to Mao Tse-Tung."
~ Some "Misheard Lyrics" book... it's basically a misheard version of "This is ground control to Major Tom"
"I built this goddamn forest."
~ "Same as above, only "I built this garden for us"
"Gladly, the cross-eyes bear"
~ ("Gladly, the cross I'd bear")
"Let's move before they change the ****ing rent"
~ ("Let's move before they change the parking rate")
Damn that book is awesome. XD
"Remember to close the door when you leave..........THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!" - My dad. Every time you leave the house. Even if you close the door when you leave, He still screams that. >_>
"No no no no! See, scissors cut paper. But Scizors cut pokemon!" - My friend, after he played Rock, paper, scissors with someone and they pronounced "Pokemon" at the end instead of the usual three choices and he ended up with scissors. A lot funnier when it happened, I tell ya. XD
"When life gives you lemons, ask ask for a nicer present. But life is a jerk, so you just stick the lemons in its eyes and walk away." - what I said when we discussed the crap happening in life.
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
-My awesome Friend xD
(11-09-2010 01:41 AM)JamieRoxMySox Wrote: [ -> ]"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
-My awesome Friend xD
Uh, I'm pretty sure I came up with one really similar a long time ago...
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
ANOTHER FUNNY D&D QUOTE (Kuda, you'll ove this one).
Quote:<On cyborg planet, Gizmo, TEN, Jake Sly and Jude>
Gizmo: At least this one isn't crushed.
Jude: Or destroyed, annihilated, etc..
Gizmo: Or haunted.
<"Yes it is" becomes carved into wall>
Gizmo: Hey RM.
Anyone familiar with legends should know who RM is.