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Six months had passed since the man formerly identified as Acento Bane began work at Cipher incorporated. He met friends with whom he enjoyed building things with. They were pushed to work by Fangking and Cipher, creating things that they never thought they’d ever build. Just when they thought there was no silver lining with an ever decreasing budget, hope emerged from the darkness.

Lord X-Giga-X, Snookie, Kudamon, Missingno, Zadon and Hak walked out of the facility.
Snookie hung his head high in the sky. “Woohoo, a free day!” he exclaimed.
“A day of spending time at the facility without having to do any work!” Hak cheered.
“I’ll use the time to build some kind of new device that-” Lord X-Giga-X was interrupted by Kudamon pushing him.
“Man, what part of ‘no work’ do you not get?” Kudamon chuckled. “Forget about building stuff, for tomorrow, we don’t have to worry about it.”
“We’re gonna have fun!” Snookie exclaimed, jumping into the air. Unfortunately for him, he froze in the air, like people do when they jumped into the air at the end of a reality series.
“What the…. I’m stuck! Someone help me!”
The others stared at him in astonishment.
“Uh… I’m not sure how to fix that,” Missingno shrugged.
“Oh god, am I gonna die?!” Snookie cried. “I’m gonna die! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!”
“Oh, this is funny,” Zadon chuckled.
“Seriously, someone get me down!!”

They eventually got him down and left the facility.

The next day, the six of them sat in a room, bored as heck. They had no idea what to do. There were no cats to chuck out a window, no bags of whatsit to light on fire, and no noob to use as manure for the lawn. It was a boring, stupid, crappy day.
"I'm bored....." Kudamon groaned, grabbing a towel to dry off his sweat.
"You think YOU’RE bored, I'm having hallucinations of you people dressing in Platypus suits! Except you Snookie, you’re just wearing a toupee." Missingno groaned.
"Yes..... Wearing a toupee....." Snookie muttered, hiding the hat behind his back.
Lord X-Giga-X got up, and stood by the fridge, and grabbed a Pepsi. He was so bored, he didn't even care that they were sponsored by Coca-Cola.
"You know what? Let’s cut the crap, and focus on the poo juice!" Hak cried, slamming his hand onto a table.
"Yeah, let’s play Battleship! It’s the only board game that doesn't need a joystick to make violence fun!" Kudamon suggested.
"No, uses too much math. Let’s play Scrabble. It makes spelling things FUN!" Missingno also suggested.
"Bullcrap! Let’s create a freakishly interesting combination between the two! Then, we could sell it to MB, AND RULE THE WO-" Lord X-Giga-X suggested evilly, but was caught short from a brick to the pancreas by Kudamon.
"Nice shot El Brickardo!" Hak laughed, slapping Kudamon on the back.
Suddenly, Snookie stood up, and looked at everyone with intention to yell.
"LET’S WRITE A SONG!" Snookie screamed.
Everyone looked at each other. That wasn't a half bad idea!
"Alright Snookie, you start!" Hak smiled.
"YES! I wrote the song already, I'll sing it without caring about what you guys think, okay!" Snookie said jumping up and down.
"Well, actually-"
"One two, I like Mew. Three four, I ate my door, Five Six, I'm gonna pick up some chicks. Seven Eight, Then I’m gonna date. 9 10, AND WE'LL EAT A HAAAMMM........." Snookie sung, receiving looks of murderous intention from Kudamon and the rest of the group.
“What…. The….. Hell….” Lord X-Giga-X responded.
"Snookie. I like you, in fact, I restrain from strangling you every day, even though I do it quite often. Sadly, no matter how that changes anything, that was the worst thing I have ever heard. May God, Buddha, Zeus, Michael Jackson, Elvis or Gandhi have mercy on your cursed, tainted evil soul. " Kudamon told Snookie, fuming with rage.
"Fine, Fine. I'll start, AGAIN!" Snookie muttered, cursing under his breath.
"Good, entertain me platypus!' Kudamon grinned.
"If I had a pickle...." Snookie began.
"I would treat it nice...." Hak added, enjoying the concept.
"I would hug it all day...." Snookie continued.
"And lick it all night..." Kudamon sang, slowly losing his murderous thoughts.
"AND I'M GETTING CLOSER THEN I EVER THOUGHT I WOOUUULLLLDDDD" Nate sung loudly.
"If I could make you mine! I would eat your face! Then I would turn you, TURN YOU, INTO MY DIIIINEEERRR! Because YOOUURRRR..... My Pickle....." Everybody sung in unison. The group laughed at their funny song, but stopped dead in the tracks when they saw Fangking at the doorway.
"I'm not gonna ask, but I am going to warn you that there WILL be massive budget cuts." Fangking growled, annoyed at their perfect musical number about a pickle.
Fangking slammed the door, and the six of them looked at each other with looks of despair.
"Well, we just lost probably what could have bought us a new 360, and since we have nothing better to do, LETS DO IT AGAIN!" Snookie grinned, only to be bricked by a fuming El Brickardo.
"BOOM, HEADSHOT!" Kudamon grinned.
Snookie grumbled, and walked into the bathroom to wash his fur. Kudamon laughed, and suddenly realized that Fangking doesn't even give them a pay check. He got up, and ran into down the hall to Fangking’s office.

"Alright, what’s the deal?" Kudamon asked, suspicious as he walked into the office.
"We're hiring interns." Fangking grinned. “You’ll be meeting them in a couple of months.”
Kudamon sat down on a chair, and put a hand to his forehead. He thought THIS was enough!
“That’s not what I meant.”
"Don't worry about the threat I made. I was just hoping Snookie would shut up." Fangking said to Kudamon with a wink.
"Yeah, about that...." Kudamon sighed.
Meanwhile, a large man stared into the office, his attention mainly on Kudamon.
“What’s so great about his group that makes his pay higher than mine…?”

Hak was moving through the IJ at high speed. A small stream of water coming from his feet and hands propelled him through the river. He was thinking about how he would parade through the Royal House when it would be his when he suddenly had to evade a huge ship coming straight at him. He quickly moved underwater and barely missed the front of the ship.
I’m not in the mood for this right now, Hak thought, while he shot a blast of water at the ship. The shot went straight through the hull. Hak didn’t care and continued towards the Royal House. However, Hak decided to get out of the water and continue on foot to not draw any attention. He would be long gone when they find out about the ship.
Hak climbed out of the water when nobody was looking. He was shocked by what he saw. Many buildings were destroyed and roads were crushed. People were trying to move bricks and pieces of wall, probably to save the ones dear to them. Hak ignored this and continued his way to the Royal House.
He snuck through a few alleyways, taking the shortest route to the Royal House. At least, Hak hoped to take the shortest route, but most ways were blocked by heaps of rubble. Normally, he’d just blast through it, but he didn’t want to draw too much attention.
At least, not yet.
After finally arriving at the Royal House, he was surprised how it was still standing in one piece. The earthquake hadn’t even touched the grand building. “This’ll make it only more fun”, Hak said as he propelled upwards with the help of a stream of water that was coming from his feet. Once he was high enough, he pointed his hands at the roof of the building and blasted water through it and blasted through at least five floors.
Hak landed inside the building he immediately felt there was something not right. He didn’t really know what was wrong, but something felt out of place. Hak proceeded cautiously through the hallways, when suddenly a door flung open. A stream of blood hit Hak right in his face, who landed flat on the ground.
“So, this fight continues on home turf, I guess”, Count Splatula laughed.
“Remember the way I came in?” Hak smirked. “Well, it also needs to get out again.” Hak’s eyes glowed blue and the water that Hak used to enter the building shot up and hit the Count. However, Splat managed to recover in mid-air by shooting his blood at the wall behind Hak. He quickly reeled in and kicked Hak in his stomach. Hak started to back off a bit, trying to regain his stance.
Splat quickly let loose of the wall and flung the string of blood towards Hak. However, Hak quickly summoned a wall of water in front of him, deflecting the blood. Hak could Splat curse from behind the water barrier. Hak couldn’t help but smile.
“This has gone on long enough”, Splat said as he ran through the water barrier and jumped on Hak. Both fell on the floor, with the Count on top of Hak.
“Tot de volgende keer”, Hak said with a grin as he pointed his limbs upwards. His eyes glowed blue once more as a huge stream of water shot Splat upwards, through the roof of the building. Hak got up and continued his way.
When he reached the electronics room, Hak heard a radio in the background, which was set to an English station:
“-a cruise ship sunk. How this has happened is currently unknown, but we’ll get back to you as soon as we know more. In other news, a new brand of cereal-”
Hak paid no attention to it and walked around the room. This would the perfect place to start his invasion. He started to float slighty, hovering just above the ground. Around him started to appear a blue aura. From all over his body, water started pouring out, quickly flooding the control room and finding its way all over The Netherlands.
When Hak finished, he landed back on the ground and quickly fell down to his knees. This had taken a lot of energy, but he couldn't help but smile. Suddenly, he heard a voice in his head. “Connection established…”

Hak was moving through the IJ at high speed. A small stream of water coming from his feet and hands propelled him through the river. He was thinking about how he would parade through the Royal House when it would be his when he suddenly had to evade a huge ship coming straight at him. He quickly moved underwater and barely missed the front of the ship.
I’m not in the mood for this right now, Hak thought, while he shot a blast of water at the ship. The shot went straight through the hull. Hak didn’t care and continued towards the Royal House. However, Hak decided to get out of the water and continue on foot to not draw any attention. He would be long gone when they find out about the ship.

Hak climbed out of the water when nobody was looking. He was shocked by what he saw. Many buildings were destroyed and roads were crushed. People were trying to move bricks and pieces of wall, probably to save the ones dear to them. Hak ignored this and continued his way to the Royal House.
He snuck through a few alleyways, taking the shortest route to the Royal House. At least, Hak hoped to take the shortest route, but most ways were blocked by heaps of rubble. Normally, he’d just blast through it, but he didn’t want to draw too much attention.
At least, not yet.
After finally arriving at the Royal House, he was surprised how it was still standing in one piece. The earthquake hadn’t even touched the grand building.
“This’ll make it only more fun”, Hak said as he propelled upwards with the help of a stream of water that was coming from his feet. Once he was high enough, he pointed his hands at the roof of the building and blasted water through it and blasted through at least five floors.
Hak landed inside the building, immediately feeling there was something not right. He didn’t really know what was wrong, but something felt out of place. Hak proceeded cautiously through the hallways, when suddenly a door flung open. A stream of blood hit Hak right in his face, who landed flat on the ground.
“So, this fight continues on home turf, I guess”, Count Splatula laughed.
“Remember the way I came in?” Hak smirked. “Well, it also needs to get out again.” Hak’s eyes glowed blue and the water that Hak used to enter the building shot up and hit the Count. However, Splat managed to recover in mid-air by shooting his blood at the wall behind Hak. He quickly reeled in and kicked Hak in his stomach. Hak started to back off a bit, trying to regain his stance.
Splat quickly let loose of the wall and flung the string of blood towards Hak. However, Hak quickly summoned a wall of water in front of him, deflecting the blood. Hak could curse Splat from behind the water barrier. Hak couldn’t help but smile.
“This has gone on long enough”, Splat said as he ran through the water barrier and jumped on Hak. Both fell on the floor, with the Count on top of Hak.
“Tot de volgende keer”, Hak said with a grin as he pointed his limbs upwards. His eyes glowed blue once more as a huge stream of water shot Splat upwards, through the roof of the building. Hak got up and continued his way.

When he reached the electronics room, Hak heard a radio in the background, which was set to an English station:
“-a cruise ship sunk. How this has happened is currently unknown, but we’ll get back to you as soon as we know more. In other news, a new brand of cereal-”
Hak paid no attention to it and walked around the room. This would the perfect place to start his invasion. He started to float slightly, hovering just above the ground. Around him started to appear a blue aura. From all over his body, water started pouring out, quickly flooding the control room and finding its way all over The Netherlands.
When Hak finished, he landed back on the ground and quickly fell down to his knees. This had taken a lot of energy, but he couldn't help but smile.
Suddenly, he heard a voice in his head. “Connection established…”

Missingno was sitting on his newly-made robot, heading northwest from the now-destroyed city of Tokyo. He was thinking about where to go next. "Plot course for India," he ordered the robot. "New Delhi."
The robot turned more westerly, and flew faster. "I almost hope they just give up" he mumbled to himself, "They have only a few modernized cities...It's kinda sad, really."
"Robot, send me the latest news reports," Missingno ordered, "I want to see what kind of state they're in right now. And make sure to translate it."
A small television screen came out of the robot, and it was displaying reports about an earthquake that not only hit India, but seemingly the entire world. "There were some large waves on our way over here..." Missingno mumbled, "But what could have cause a worldwide earthquake?"
He and his robot flew more, and eventually spotted land. After about another hour of flying and scaring some of the locals, - nearly to death - they arrived in New Delhi. "Establish contact with the President," Missingno ordered the robot, and a small screen came out, "And make sure to translate it."
"Good day, sir." Missingno said into the screen, which now had an image of the president’s face.
"What do you want?" The president said, eyeing Missingno as if he could of his intentions that way.
"Getting straight to the point," Missingno started, "surrender India to the Golden-X Bibarel-X Empire, or it will be destroyed. Starting with New Delhi."
The president's eyes got huge, "I will never give up India! And you will never destroy it!"
"Oh really?" Missingno said sarcastically, "Robot, aim for that temple right there."
The robot turned towards a tall temple, and fired off two missiles from its wings. The missiles struck the temple straight on, and it was completely destroyed.
"What about now?" Missingno asked sharply.
"I am not impressed!" the president yelled, "I will not give up India!"
"Hey!" came a voice from behind Missingno, "What are you doing?"
Missingno turned to see who was talking. It was an Indian boy with light purple skin, dark purple hair, a red gem on his forehead and...A tail with two tips? Not only that, a pink aura was around him, and he was floating on a large rock.
"Who are you?" Missingno spat, "I'm in the middle of an important discussion. If you could just leave, that would be great."
"My name's Espeonature," he started, "And what kind of discussion are you having?"
"One for our goal of world domination!" Missingno yelled, "And now, I am taking over India."
"You're not taking over anything!" The president yelled from the screen, "I refuse to let you take India!"
"Shut up, old man," Missingno spat, "Now, Espeonature, since you know about our plan, you may either join us...or die."
"I hate to see India be taken over..." Espeonature started, "but I don't want to die either...What is in it for me?"
"We'll give you the head of the rebuilding of India," Missingno persuaded, "And we'll help you train your obvious powers."
"No!" Espeonature yelled, "I won't let you take over India!"
"Too bad for you," Missingno said almost sympathetically, "Robot, swat this bug away." The robot then backhanded Espeonature downwards, leaving a small crater where he had landed.
"Now, for you, old man," Missingno said into the communicator, "Have you changed your mind?"
"No!" the president yelled, "I have not changed my mind! I will not let you take over India!"
"Suit yourself then," Missingno spat, "Robot, aim for the Rashtrapati Bhavan"
The president’s eyes got nearly as large as his face, while an aide came in with a bowl, saying "Here is your cereal, President."
The robot turned towards the capitol building. "Fire!" Two missiles came from the robot's wing, and hit the building, crumbling it to the ground, and cutting off his communication with the president.
"Good," Missingno laughed, "Now the takeover begins!"
Just then, Missingno heard a strange voice. It seemed to come from all around him yet from nowhere. "Connection established," it said.