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Micro Jupiter entered the room, only to be greeted by a man with grayish skin wearing large gloves.
“Where have you been?” the man asked.
“Why is it your concern, Hazey Lucario?” Micro Jupiter answered.
“Hey, I just wanted know-” the man replied, but was soon interrupted.
“Hey! Quit talking and get back to work!” The shout came from a woman with black eyes and an unusually big mouth.
“Why?” Hazey Lucario inquired. “It’s not like anything we do matters to anyone, Vealtobse.”
“I’ve been working for at least 8 hours now,” spoke a mahogany-haired man wearing safety goggles. “No wonder why we’re not working anymore. I’ve had it!”
“I agree with Lexum,” Hazey Lucario responded. “And I can’t stand our payment being so long.”
Ignoring the conversation, Micro Jupiter walked over to a desk in the room.
“And what’s with you?” Hazey Lucario asked Micro Jupiter.
“Forget him,” Vealtobse insisted. “Let’s just get back to work so our bosses will stop yelling at us.”
“Good idea,” a cerulean-haired man wearing fin-like gloves agreed. “But I swear that this work is going to drive me insane one day.”
“It already got to Insany, that’s for sure,” Hazey Lucario replied, pointing at a white-haired man with an eccentric grin on his face.
“Yeah, I just hope I won’t become like him,” the cerulean-haired man nodded.
At that moment, Fangking’s was heard over the intercom, “Ooh, what an interesting conversation. Maybe you should continue it after work.”
The next sound heard after that was the crashing of a chair into the intercom. Lexum turned towards the damaged intercom, then towards the chair, and finally towards Micro Jupiter.
“What did that chair do to deserve that, dude?” he asked.
“Nothing,” Micro Jupiter answered with a smirk.
“Okay…” Vealtobse responded.
“Anyways, I wish they would stop treating us like their slaves,” Lexum replied, hoping to steer the conversation back on track.
“Hey, what did you expect they do to ex-convicts that were exiled but then sneak back,” the cerulean-haired man asked. “Throw them a party?”
“A party’s a great idea, Aqua King!” Insany shouted in glee.
“Oh, shut up Insany!” Aqua King rebelled.
“What truly disgusts me is that they hired his son,” Micro Jupiter mumbled.
“Whose son did they hire?” Lexum inquired.
“The son of that monster Hazey worked for,” Micro Jupiter replied.
“Oh…. Him…” Hazey Lucario grimaced.
“You mean…” Insany gasped.
“Yes…. They hired the son of Lord X-Me-X-Ga-X.”
“They actually hired his son?” Vealtobse gasped. “If he’s anything like his father, there could be trouble.”
“Now that you mention it, I’ve met his son before,” Hazey Lucario admitted.
“What was he like?” Aqua King inquired. “I’ve never seen him before.
“Back then, he took on the personality of his kind-hearted mother.”
“It’s been ages since then however,” Micro Jupiter muttered. “Who knows what he’s like now? Who says he won't try to follow in his father's footsteps?”
“It wouldn't surprise me at all,” Lexum noted, “secretly plotting something, just like his dad.”
“And he could just be working here to build weapons he could use to succeed with his plans,” Aqua King realized.
“He will kill us all!” Insany exclaimed in an ear-ringing voice.
“Hey, calm down!” Hazey Lucario responded, covering his ears. “I doubt he’d kill us.”
“What makes you say that?” Micro Jupiter asked, raising an eyebrow.
“He’s been here for 8 months,” Hazey Lucario replied. “If he had any intention of killing everyone here, he would have done it by now.”
“Fine,” Micro Jupiter growled. “But I still don’t like the guy or that group of his.”
At that moment, Cipher’s voice was heard over the intercom, “All of you to my office NOW!”
“Ah, that’s just great!” Lexum groaned as he began to walk out of the room.
“I thought you busted the intercom,” Hazey Lucario responded in astonishment.
“I’m sure I did…” Micro Jupiter replied with a puzzled expression.
“Told you guys we should have been working,” Vealtobse sighed, walking out of the room.
“I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES! THIS ROOM IS POSESSED!” Insany exclaimed, throwing his arms into the air.
Micro Jupiter simply slapped his face with the palm of his hand before leaving the room.

Meanwhile, Snookie was sitting on a desk in room 281, eating pizza while the others sat in chairs eating pizza.
“So, anyone know the story about Lord X-Me-X-Ga-X?” Missingno asked.
“No,” Zadon groaned.
“Don’t look at me,” Snookie answered, although it was amazing that anyone understood what he said, considering he had a slice of pizza stuffed in his mouth.
At that moment, Kudamon looked at Snookie.
“I said not to look at me!”
“I guess since I’m the only one related to the man, I’ll tell the story,” Lord X-Giga-X sighed.
“Oh boy, story time!” Hak exclaimed in glee.
At that moment, everyone else turned towards Hak.
“Okay…” Zadon responded.
Snookie leapt of the desk and searched around the room for a chair.
“Don’t worry, I’m all ears!”
Lord X-Giga-X began his tale, "It all started thirty years ago, on the island that became this very city. My grandfather Lord X-X-Kilo-X-X created a clone of himself before travelling to a distant planet to take control of it. The clone he created was the man that soon took on the person known as Lord X-Me-X-Ga-X-"
Suddenly, Snookie slammed his fist down on a random desk.
"You know what? Throw a pony in the story; maybe you'll interest me more," Snookie suggested, only to be smacked by Kudamon.
"Go on." Missingno sighed.
"The man spent six years wandering the earth alone. He eventually met a young woman to whom he married. They had five children together. The first four died from genetic defects involved in the cloning process that created my father. The fifth and only living child of theirs still lives on... for that child is me-"
"See, if you said it was a PONY cloning process, it would have sounded much better," Snookie smirked, just to get another smack by Kudamon.
"Uh huh, well, the rest of the story I had learned from Cipher....
Apparently eight years after I was born, my father met a man named Hazey Lucario with whom he discussed sinister plans. Plans to follow in his father's footsteps and take over a far-off planet-"
"Fine. No ponies, why not PICKLES! Far off PICKLE planet!" Snookie suggested loudly, quickly getting tossed at a wall by a furious Kudamon.
“Snookie, just stop talking,” Zadon groaned.
"At that time, they did not have the resources to do so. But then when I was eleven, they learned about the plans to transform this island into a launch pad. They decided to take up this opportunity and left the following year. I was alone with my sick mother, who died the following year-"
"SOMETIMES WHEN I TALK REALLY LOUD, CLOTHING FALLS OUT OF THE SKY!" Snookie yelled, quickly getting crushed by Kudamon's waistcoat.
"The two of them rushed back to the island, unaware of an intelligence agent hot on their trails, reporting this plan back to the research facility on the island. This allowed the scientists to lay a trap for the two men...-"
"Talk-" Snookie said pointlessly, as Kudamon continued to choke him.
"A trap they walked right into....-"
"Yes master Yoda." Snookie giggled.
Kudamon had had enough, so he threw him inside of a fridge.
"You were saying?" Missingno sighed.
"Well, the scientists decided to detonate the launch pad the minute the two of them got near it, hoping to keep them from using it."
"HEY! I found a jar of pickles! ONOMNOMNOMNOMNOM BURP! The funny thing is that I-" Snookie garbled, only to have the coldness setting turned up.
"But what they didn't count on was actually killing anyone, as the resulting explosion left half of Hazey Lucario's body with burn scars, and killed my father."
“Oh….” Hak responded.
“So you’ve basically been living by yourself for a long time,” Zadon replied.
“Pretty much,” Lord X-Giga-X answered.
“Must be a painful story to tell, then,” Kudamon sighed.
“If only Snookie was respectful of it,” Zadon groaned, eyeing the fridge.
“Can s-s-someone pl-please get m-m-m-m-me out o-o-of here...” the mumbling of Snookie shivering inside the fridge.
“Maybe later,” Kudamon answered, reaching for a slice of pizza.
“Please?”