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It was a grand day in Magnet City.
A few years ago, Dr. Yurmin Hakevich had made an incredible discovery: The Pokemon world was falling apart environmentally and socially. The flaws of Earth's inhabitants were causing pollution, disasters, and many other crises. It was also causing wars because of corrupt leaders that banished the ideas of the good spirits, who left because of the world's almost iminent destruction and their followers turning.

To solve this problem, Hakevich started making blueprints for the Geolg(Grand Earth Observing Life Giver), a titanic machine built to create the Pokebots: uncanily intelligent androids made by mimicing DNA structures of the target Pokemon. These Pokebots were all programmed with the Justice Protocol, a protocol programmed into the Geolg that gave it and its Pokebots a sense of right and wrong that was based off of and changed by observing the events that occurred throughout Earth.

And on this magnificent day of days, Dr. Hakevich, under the curious eyes of millions of onlookers, and also, the 7 World Leaders: the torrential Samuel Damask of North Ceram, the electrifying Manuel Wootekka of South Ceram, the intimidating Charles Mastradorm of Poreu, the violent Ozborne Pochaloo of Lutria, the piercing Mokelle Leoxa of Crifa, the knowledgable Sakori Hordaka of Si, and even the seldom seen Azuke Neperan of Tarnic. Dr. Hakevich continued to a colossal object that was hidden by an even larger expanse of cloth.

"Ladies, Gentleman, and those indiscernable," Dr. Hakevich announced, "Today is a day of discovery. Today is a day of porgress. Today is a day of science. 10 years ago, I discovered we were-"

"Yeah yeah yeah, destroying the Earth, too many wars, science, statistics, today is Tuesday, smart talk, BAH! Just get to the part about the Gold Machine that makes hearts, or whatever. I'm not gonna reschedule lunch with my wife and daughter for the fifth time," interrupted Charles. He had a reputation for being impatient, even more so than the average Tauros. He quickly composed himself and squeezed his squeaky Wobbuffet stress toy to calm back down.

The nervous Alakazam continued. "Uh, I believe that Lord Mastradorm has summed up what I was about to say, so, without any more confusing science, allow me to present the Grand Machine!"

Dr. Hakevich telekinetically removed the giant cloth to reveal the machine. It was similar in appearance to a giant factory, but also much like a communications satellite. It had an area the size of a two storey house with many monitors and keyboards and databases. There was a large opening and a conveyor belt coming from it that faced the crowd of curious observers. Above the opening in large letters was "G.E.O.L.G." The entire crowd went silent in awe.

Sakori was the first to break the silence. "What does 'Geolg' stand for?"

"An excellent question!" exclaimed the proud doctor. "It stands for 'Grand Earth Observing Life Giver'."

"What does it do?" Samuel asked.

"Well, I was about to demonstrate! Who will send one of their own for the demonstration? Anyone?"

Once again, the crowd was silent, even Charles wasn't muttering to himself about how had no idea wat Dr. Hakevich was saying. No one was sure what it would do, and what would happen to the volunteer.
Finally, the least expected person said something.

"I volunteer myself," Azuke declared proudly. "We tarnicans are ruled out for our lesser populations and weak communications. It's time for a change." Immediately, someone in the crowd screamed "WOOO! TARNIC RULES!"

"Um, er, yes. Right this way, milord," the Alakazam was taken aback by this surprise volunteer. Azuke walked up to the big computer.

"Now, this won't hurt a bit. Just place your hand-er, flipper, on the scanner," Dr. Hakevich instructed as Azuke walked up. Azuke was scanned in, and a diagram of an Empoleon appeared on one of the screens. A strand of DNA appeared next to the diagram, and noises began to come from the Geolg as a voice said "SPECIES- EMPOLEON-- SCANNING DNA-- PREPARING FINISHED PRODUCT--".

"It must cost a lot to power this machine! An think of the emissions!" Mokelle exclaimed.

"No need to worry, the energy that powers the Geolg is free and green! Just look!" the even prouder Alakazam assured as a new monitor lit up and showed a perimeter camera image. It showed a giant metal wheel in the side of the building with a door in the wall that had a bar sticking out and two pokemon were inside the wheel. The bar had tacos and doughnuts on it, and the two pokemon, a Bidoof and a Pachirisu with wires stuck to it, were running while staring intently at the bar in front of them, the Bidoof running faster, and the Pachirisu giving off electricity that flowed down the wires.

"Great, we've been trying to find a green energy source that's cost effective for 50 years, and this guy does what a couple of fat Luxrays could've done so long ago!" Manuel exclaimed in agitation.

"I resent that comment, you overgrown sideshow sheep!" cried Mokelle, while a couple of Luxray in the crowd nodded their heads and murmured in agreement.

"That's the idea I proposed 25 years ago, but you all thought I was stupid!" Charles shouted, a vein popping in his forehead.

"People!" Dr. Hakevich shouted, his voice amplified by his psychic powers, "The machine is nearly done! Direct your eyes to the opening in the front!"

Sure enough, the conveyor belt was moving, and then, stopped. The crowd waited for about a half a minute in total suspense, which was intensified by the two sudden glows of yellow coming from the dark opening. This was soon followed by a blue and white Empoleon Android with yellow eyes stepping out of the darkness.

"As you can see, it is almost exactly congruent in appearance to a normal Empoleon, with the white added as a sign of purity. While we may not like to admit it, we are all flawed, as is our unchanging sense of justice. However, Geolg and its Pokebots, as I have dubbed them, are all programmed with the Justice Protocol, an everchanging sense of justice based on Geolg's observation of the world. With Pokebots, this will not be a Tuesday of filth and violence, but a Tuesday of peace and cleanliness. Leaders, colleagues, and civilians, I announce the dawn of a new age! The Age of Brotherhood!"

There was a roar from the crowd as they cheered for the beaming Alakazam. All 7 World Leaders got down from their special seats to congratulate the doctor.

"And just think!" he told them as they congratulated him, "That was just by manual! Imagine what could do with some upgrades and Auto!"

Little did they know that this could be the beginning for them. The beginning of the end.

ATD(me)-BatterymanAAA
Pookiesnook-self
Cipher-self
Kudamon-self
Der Hakmeister-self
Lord X-Giga-X--Giga
starrmonic/starrmalia-Officially Starrmonia, but from that point on, is shortened to Starr
gaarafan-Gaara
crazEcaptain101-CrazE
She's a Witch!-MissingNo.7-4468
Sando-self
Rayzerx180-Rayzer
Bug Guy-self
J.P. Shibiyama SSC-4-Hardy
Floppy-Ziggy

Magma King-self
Kalas-self
Count Splatula-self
Pyro-self
Lorem Ipsum-self
Fangking Omega-self
Charquil-self
Dr. McLolcat-self
YELLO GOODBYE!-Solaris
TheFallenOne-Tifo

Name in Fic: Pretty straightforward. If you have an "odd" name, you should change it to make it more "normal." For instance, crazEcaptain101 became CrazE.
Pokémon: One again, pretty straightforward.
Gender: I need this so I don't call your character an it throughout the entire story.
Personality: How your character should act in the story.
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"Pookiesnook, are you sure that this is where you buried that Electrizer?"
"Of course! Would I lie to you?"
"Yes."
"Good Point."

It was a strange sight to see in North Ceram's Lightning Rod desert, an Electabuzz and a Tangrowth searching for a buried item. Lightningrod desert is a strnge place, as its sand contains a small copper content, but not high enough to flow electricity around, rendering any form of open electricity, such as lightning, ineffective, as all electricity is drawn to the sand.

"Pookiesnook, if this is just one of your little pranks, I'm gonna hurt you big time," threatened the Electabuzz.

"How could you hurt me, Batteryman," said the Tangrwoth, who was clearly Pookiesnook, "when I'm a Grass-Type?"

Batteryman's fist started to glow red from heat after Pookiesnook was finished. It then caught fire from the increasing heat of the desert, empowering his Fire Punch.

"Oh yeah, that's how," replied the nervous Tangrowth. He knew Batteryman was his friend, but he also had a vicious temper, matching that of Charles Mastradorm, the Lord of Poreu. He was sometimes didn't know to feel safe or threatened around him.

After a few more hours of searching, Batteryman asked "Pookie, are you sure you didn't bury it somewhere else?"

The Tangrowth's pupil's dilated at that statement. "N-Yes?" he replied.

"Why did you say it as a question? Are you lying?" The Electabuzz had grown impatient from walking in the desert for so long.

".........yes."

"So it's not here?"

"It's here. Just not right here," Pookiesnook admitted.

"Pookie, you've been evolved for a long time. I've been waiting to be an Electivire my whole life. Why would you lie to me about something this important?" Batteryman interrogated.

Pookiesnook sied. He sat down. "I'm lonely."

"No you're not," the calmer Electabuzz said, "You've got me! And you're girlfriend!"

"I don't have a girlfriend..."

"Then who's Spleenvana?"

"I made her up," the Tangrowth admitted.

"Why did you make that up, man? My friend wanted to know if she had a sister!" Batteryman was starting to drown in this sea of lies.

"...I wanted you to like me..." Pookiesnook admitted.

"Aww, Pookie, I've al-" the Electabuzz was interrupted by the sound of the sand shifting. "We're not alone," the Electabuzz said as he saw a large, silver and white creature start slithering across the desert.

"Well, no duh! There's a silver and white Steel-oh boy," Pookiesnook exclaimed as he saw the creature.

The beast turned at the sound of the Tangrowth's voice. It resembled a Steelix, though it had yellow eyes, white segments, and spinning turbines or magnets on each of the fin-like portrusions on it's body. It was a Steelixbot. As soon as it saw the two, it's eyes turned yellow-brown, and the turbines on its fins began to spin. Sand was drawn to the turbines, and then shot straight at Batteryman.

"Wait! Stop! We're Friends!" the sand-covered Electabuzz shouted as it ran towards the Steelixbot, despite his friends attempts to stop him. The Steelix bot proceeded to lift his tail and slam it on the ground, causing an Earthquake. Pookiesnook was barely phased by this, but Batteryman was quite shaken by it.

"Batteryman! Get away! It's an enemy!" Pookiesnook shouted. But it was too late, as Batteryman had already shouted "THUNDER!"

This proved to be a fatal mistake, as the thunder was drawn straight to the Electabuzz, as it was covered with the sand that the Pokebot had shot at it. Pookiesnook ran over to his fallen friend, and touched him as he said "Pain Split!" Batteryman came to as Pookiesnook pulled a PDA like decice out of his vines and said spoke into it. "O-A, this is Meduzo, we have a rogue S-G-208, requesting backup and a taco." ">Copy that, backup coming in 2.5 seconds, with your taco.<" the PDA said back.

2.5 seconds later, a large, blue jet with a red triangle and a familiar shape flew up and fired 3 missiles at the savage Pokebot. The Steelixbot exploded into a shower of debris and sand as the jet pulled up beside the two. "Get in," a voice said as a door opened on the side. Both Batteryman and Pookiesnook did as the voice said. As they sat in the back, the voice said "Oh, and here's you're taco Agent Meduzo," as a hand came from the front holding a paper bag.

"Thanks!" Pookiesnook exclaimed in joy.

"Pookie, you've got some 'splining to do! Who are these people, what just happened, and why are they calling you Agent Meduzo?" Batteryman asked in confusion.

"Mmf. Well, I guess I can't hide this anymore... oh, this is a good taco!... I'll explain along the way," The Tangrowth replied as he happily munched on his taco.

Pookiesnook burped, as he had just finished his taco.

"Alright Batteryman, you deserve an explanation. Have you ever seen those stories on the news where something happens for a strange reason, like "The International Bank's money all dissappeared because... a Minchlax ate it!" the Tangrowth said.

"Yeah. I never understand those things," Batteryman replied.

"Well," Pookiesnook said, "We are the reason for the strange stories."

"WHAT! Are you a tabloid company or something?"

"NO! Everything that happpens in reality is kept from the public. You ever see G.I. Joe- The Rise of Arbok?"

"Yes, sadly..."

"Well, we're like them, but we're no a movie based off of an action figure line. We defend the world from any evil that threatens it. And now, it's Pokebots."

"But Pokebots were made to help us!" the confused electabuzz cried.

"True," the tangrowth continued. "But remember how Geolg, the Creator Macine, had a Justice Protocol that was also linked to teh Pokebots? How it was ever-changing? Well, It changed for the worse. While the citizens don't know it yet, the Geolg is trying to destroy the world's population of flawed and corrupt Pokemon and to spread the world with it's "pure" Pokebots. However, from that attack you just saw there, you can tell just how high purity is on their list."

"Agent Meduzo, we have reached Base. Agent Supporting Eon reque-demands you come with your... 'guest,'" the voice from the front said.

"So where are we?" Batteryman asked.

"Currently, if I told you, I'd have to kill you. Now, hold still, and breath easy," Pookiesnook got something out of his vines that looked like an airhorn. He squeezed the button, and a sandy-gas jetted towards Batteryman.

"What is tha-augh..." Batteryman inhaled the Ground-KO gas, and drifted off.

***

When he woke up, he was in an office. He was sitting in a chair next to Pookiesnook, and standing a window at the other end of the office was a blue, white , and gold-streaked pokemon. Well, not standing, more like levitating. It was a Latios.

The latios turned around. He looked Batteryman over, and then looked at Pookiesnook.

"Agent Meduzo," he said, "You didn't let this civilian into our secret base, did you?"

"Yes and No," the nervous Tangrowth replied. "No, I did let him in, and Yes, I didn't not let him in."

"And don't tell me. You let him know where we're based."

"No! I hit him with a Ground-KO Gas!"

"Well, at least you did something right!"

"HEY! Enough! The only reason Pookiesnook brought me here was to save me from the Steelixbot that attacked us in Lightningrod Desert! He wasn't breaching a code or breaking a rule! Lay off 'im!" Batteryman was mad that some guy thought he was so tough just because he was a Latios.

The Latios zoomed at the angry electabuzz and backhanded him several times across the face. "How dare you speak to me that way! Do you know who I am? I'm Fopping Cipher!"

"Why did you just say 'Fopping?' "Batteryman asked despite his aching cheeks.

"Because the author has a Magikarp named Foppa in Pearl and that was the first thing he thought of to replace the real word!" Pookiesnook chimed in.

Cipher backhanded Pookie. "Don't break the fourth wall, moron!"

Cipher turned to Batteryman. "Well, you're here now, Batteryman. And I suppose Pookiesnook has already blabbed about us. I guess I'll have to give you the Scissors."

"What scissors?" Batteryman asked, confused.

"The last Scissors you will ever get."