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This was a funny part of episode 2. This is really good, Snookie!

Episode 2: Ping Pong Failure


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“Good morning ladies and gentlemen, my name is Adam and I will be your announcer for this ping pong match, or, as we call it over where I'm from, according to some nutter, wiff waff. Alright, the players this afternoon will be Brady Jameson, Yue Faller, Bob Hoskins and our reigning champion Half-Pint Wally... wait, hang on, Three Strike Milly, Half-Pint Wally was the guy who made me this disgusting cup of tea. Oh, hang on, I am receiving word that it is not tea, but is in fact urine. Okay, well, in that case, best urine I've ever tasted, thanks Wally,”

Brady looked up at the roaring crowd and metaphorically wet himself. He really wasn't a crowd kind of person.
"Go Brady!" Gloria and Troy cheered, waving their custom made Brady flags.
"Knock them dead, or I'll do it for you!" Steven added.
"Meh." grumbled Bruce.
"Lick their balls clean Brady!" Abby seductively cried, once again causing Brady to give her a weird look.

“Alright, our first match is between the human and that other guy, whatever, I'm not gonna attempt to learn their names. Anyways, smack those balls! Wait, hang on, that sounds disgusting... urgh, now I can't get that picture out of my head,”

Brady turned to see his opponent. It was a bat, a fluffy one too, and it only stared at Brady with a toothy grin. Scratch that, it only had one tooth.
"You ready too die Jameson?" The bat cackled, using one of its free wings to lift its paddle.
"Actually-"
Before Brady could finish, the fluffy bat threw a hard serve. Brady lobbed it, knocking it out of the bats reach, scoring a point.
"HAH! You call that paddling? I've seen better hits from a Kayaker!" The bat retorted.
"And you call that a cheesy pun?" Brady teased back.
The bat growled, and threw a hard serve. Brady lobbed it again, but the bat quickly moved in front of the ball, and hit it high above Brady's reach. Deciding that the only possible solution was to randomly flail, the ball fell behind Brady's back.
"HAHAHA! Looks who's got game now!" The bat chuckled, amused by his own accomplishment.
Brady only grimaced, and prepared to serve. He would be the winner, no matter what the bat would say.

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“Human boy won, hooray... I am bored out of my mind, why did you hire me to do this? For what possible reason should this even need commenting on? The ball just goes back and forth, honestly, it's entertainment for idiots... and the mike is still on... ugh... Jameson, I think, won, by a point, or something... whatever. Winner moves onto the next round, that... person, enjoying his victory here.”

Brady let out a cheer at the crowd, and the crowd cheered back. He had to hand it too Gloria, he was beginning to feel at home. With that in mind, Brady turned to face his next opponent. Quickly, the mood left Brady. His opponent, was a monkey. With a hand on its tail.

I am the announcer. Lawl!

Hope you enjoy :) I enjoyed writing my bits. :P

Anyways, even without my input, great chapter.

Well, I loved this part nicely, and kudos to you as well, Adam, for making such funny comments.

"Okay, in that case, best urine I've ever tasted, thanks Wally,"

Epic.

Oh no, the ending has me spiraling though! What could a monkey with a hand on its tail be?

Good chapter. I have to agree with Argorok there. Epic. Can´t wait for anothr chapter.

Episode 2: Ping Pong Failure


Part 3/4

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Brady rubbed his eyes, and let out another gasp. This wasn't fair! The only thing close enough to a third arm was his peni-

"Alright Jameson, get ready for a wooping!" Yue laughed, using her tail to hold a third paddle.
"This isn't fair! I deserve like... a jetpack or something!" Brady protested.
But before he could even be acknowledged, Yue had already hit a lob right towards Brady. Brady whacked it off out of her reach, but that third hand quickly hit it and scored a point. Brady grimaced, feeling a little bit cheated due to Yue's.... abnormality.
"Alright Yew, I'm going to hit this ball so hard..." Brady growled, lifting his paddle.
"My offer still stands for that Brady!" Abby called.
Brady hit the ball, but instead hit it at Yue's tail hand. The hand rebounded, and Brady continuously hit it back and forth at the tail. Eventually, noticing he was wearing the tail out, he hit to to her right, scoring a point.
"Score one for the i.........diot!" Brady cried, pumping his fist.
"Idiot? More like retard! You spent so much time tiring that tail thing, that theres only a minute left in the round!" A annoyed crowd member snapped.
"Come on Brady!" Gloria, Steven, Troy and Abby cheered.
Brady let out a sigh, he knew he was done for. Then, he noticed something, something really strange.
"A call on the account of CHEATING! " Brady yelled.
"Gasp." Bruce snorted.
"The tail is-"
"Using an attached appendage is not cheating sir. It's not our problem that you evolved without any. Creepy human freak..." The Announcer sighed.
"But wait! Its not a hand at all!"

Brady jumped onto Yue, and ripped off the "hand". It was no more then a robotic glove. Brady let out a triumphant yell, and swiped her mask off, revealing herself to be an aqua blue monkey.
"So, turns out the other guy did cheat, or whatever, and the smelly human wins. Where's my cup of pee?" The Announcer yawned.
Yue grimaced, throwing down her paddles and running out of the building. Brady sneered, and let out another cheer. Only one more person to go!

"Hi, I'm the replacement, the other guy left. Brady Jameson's next opponent... is Three Strike Milly!"
Brady's mouth dropped. Who was Three Strike Milly? Another monkey, except instead of 1 tail with a hand, 2 tails with a hand.
"And before you ask for a test, they already stuck a needle up my ass, so, don't even try." Milly sneered.
"Oh sweet zombie Jesus....." Brady groaned.

I thought that Half-Pint Wally was the dude who made the cup of urine.

Oh no, he was real, sadly. :/ Thats life.

Quote:“Good morning ladies and gentlemen, my name is Adam and I will be your announcer for this ping pong match, or, as we call it over where I'm from, according to some nutter, wiff waff. Alright, the players this afternoon will be Brady Jameson, Yue Faller, Bob Hoskins and our reigning champion Half-Pint Wally... wait, hang on, Three Strike Milly, Half-Pint Wally was the guy who made me this disgusting cup of tea. Oh, hang on, I am receiving word that it is not tea, but is in fact urine. Okay, well, in that case, best urine I've ever tasted, thanks Wally,”

This says that it's Three Strike Milly he's supposed to be facing.

Very true, give me ooonnneeee sec. :D