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Apologies in advance here...
Lets get back to the jokes, shall we???
WARNING: CORNY
What did the nail say to the plank of wood?
Also, Chucky over here needs some jokes, eh?
More NSFWness from Flameh!
And a Hawking joke
Quote:I went to the cinema last night with Stephen Hawking.
He obviously enjoyed the film because he said he was glued to his seat.
Because this thread has been a bit soppy lately.
The last one cracked me up. xD
Dingbats annoy me (because that's what they are), because I am bad at them.
Just been to my local PC World to collect my free laptop, but apparently that offer is the Tottenham branch only.
I heard that Steve Jobs' funeral will be a testament to his time at Apple. Namely, it'll be half as good as a regular funeral, twice as expensive, and have touchscreen technology.
I knew not to trust David Cameron's optimistic speech the other night. Not a day later - no more Jobs!
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