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I switched on to the news yesterday, and it showed a bit of up and coming video game footage. I must say, the graphics on the new Crazy Taxi game look fantastic!

Quote:A young boy went to a horse auction with his father.He watched in amazement as his father ran his hands along each horse's rump,legs and chest.
' What are you doing dad, ' asked the young lad with a note of concern in his voice.
' I'm just seeing if each horse is healthy before I buy it, ' replied his father.
' I think the postman is going to buy mum, ' said the boy.

There once was a boy who repeated everything he heard. Once, at the park, he heard a boy say, "I did it, I did it!"
So he repeated it. "I did it, I did it!"
At a restaurant, he heard his dad tell the waitress, "Forks and knives."
So he repeated, "Forks and knives, forks and knives!"
Once, at school, he heard a kid cry, "He stole my lollipop!"
So he repeated it, "He stole my lollipop!"
Then at home, he heard the Plug it In commercial.
So he said, "Plug it in, plug it in!"

Then one day, he and his family were walking by a police station when an officer walked out. The officer took out a photo and asked, "Do you know who killed this man?"
So the boy said, "I did it, I did it!"
The officer gave him a look, and asked, "What did you kill him with?"
So the boy says, "Forks and knives, forks and knives!"
Apparently that was the right answer, for the officer looked startled and asked, "Why did you kill him?" The boy replied happily, "He stole my lollipop!"
The officer narrowed his eyes and said, "Okay kid, it's the electric chair for you."
"Plug it in, plug it in!"